Ok, as promised on Friday, I am splitting up my classic B List and my B Side — so that everyone can have what they’ve been begging for…more of me in their inboxes more often!
As a cute reminder, the B Side (currently) consists of two parts: my Deep Cut, aka a song that I really loved or has some meaning for the week prior, and my B-Roll, aka photos/memes/quotes from my camera roll for the last week and change.
Picture this: you’re driving to/by the beach, the windows are down, breeze flowing through your hair, Age of Consent on just a littttleeee too loud. Sounds perfectly vibeyyyy to meeee (and actually was me driving through Sea Girt a few days ago).
I’m sure it also lifts your vibe listening to it while walking through NYC (or any city) too, so if you don’t have a car or beach access handy, you should still try it out!!
B-Roll:
Ok, Week Ten was a bit quieter and meme-heavy, but looking back at Week Eleven, it seems like I’ve lived 50 lives…
First, there was Montauk…which, no, I have not changed my mind that The Jersey Shore > > > the Hamptons, but Montauk/Amagansett was/is beautiful (if you can avoid all of the TikTok-ified spots and pretention).
Do you think Kenzi paid Carissa’s to put fennel in our water? Fun fact, I hate fennel. HATE. And ever since Kenzi found out how much I hate it, she’s been trying to feed it to me in every way possible.
Guess which groceries are mine v. Kenzi/Kate’s…(hint: I love chips, stone fruit, and ice cream…)
Poor Kate sprained her ankle a few days before we left, so this trooper was on crutches all weekend. Hence why this photo is my favorite, Kate hobbling in the background <3
Sobbing thinking about waking up to this view… saying “thank you” to Kate’s mom for letting us stay with her for the weekend does not come close to relaying my gratitude!!!
I managed to make Omar look cool (and like a bro) — you’re welcome, ladies!!
You bet your bottom dollar I am now the proud owner of this print by Lordcowboy that we saw in Left Hand, and it will be hanging up in my apartment ASAP (you can also subscribe to Lordcowboy’s Substack here). Consider this print to be a reminder to self bbygirl!!
Coming to an IN list near you…flowers. Getting them for yourself, getting them for others, getting them from someone else! Call me basic, but I’m a sucker for a bouquet!
This sign made me laugh out loud. Am I 12? Seriously.
Sooooo does anyone out there have a sailboat that they’d be thrilled to sail me around in while I take naps, eat snacks, and go for a swim?
Feel free to check out my IG for more because I can’t inundate you solely with Montauk content…but trust and believe there’s a lot here you want to seeeee!
Ok, enough of Montauk let’s get on with the rest of the week!
Made my hair blonder…bless you, Courtney, for 1) putting up with me for the last four years and 2) making my hair less “grey” after my sister made a mean comment to me about it. COLORED BY COURTNEY 5ever!!
Someone found my OG IN and OUT list from middle school.
Took a pilates stretch class and quickly realized that the mobility/stretch classes are harder for me than the standard pilates class.
If I send you this or tell you, “I can’t wait to go on a cruise,” you know I’m in serious danger. Team Conrad forever. F this moppy, sun-in hair, loser.
Hannah clocked it so fast. Like I love you and your cooking, Kenzi, but I cannot stand when fruit is in a salad. Please see Week Seven!
Second successful wedding dress fitting!!! TWO MORE WEEEEKS!
Taylor Swift and my response when life gets annoying and you have “feelings” blehhhh.
A torrential thunderstorm delayed The Black Keys concert so naturally I turned on the New Heights podcast and watched Taylor announce her new album live.
New favorite sentiment to live by just dropped…thank you, Taylor. & look at how that man is looking at her…I could cry.
Is there such thing as selective ADHD?
Got to finally try Rolo’s — ummmmm couldn’t tell you where Ridgewood is on a map but I reccomend you go there!
Also finally got to try the burger at Le Dive…holy fffffffff.
&& Charles put up a B List sticker for me in Dimes Square because clearly the B List’s target demographic is Dime Squarians…but actually please all subscribe I love you freaks so much.
As I love to say, “to be loved is to be known” and Squirmy is 5 and already knows me so well. My girl <3
Mama, a painting of Parker House behind you!!! Going out with Megan and Dana to The Columns? Cash only? We are so back baby.
Seen in Sea Girt…sorry Alix Earle but had to put a B List sticker outside Surfside…your followers sitting on this bench eating your family’s ice cream…target Lister demo!
Someone give Kelly Slater an award for his sunscreen company. Great name (Freaks of Nature), great product (reef protected and 10/10 on Yuka), great packaging (cute). Tanning Club is v good too — and with a pun like Royal Tanning Balm, they got me instantly.
Love when I see things that make me realize I’m just like every other girlieee. Normal People Sun, Role Model Moon, Conrad Rising.
i read the B List with my morning coffee like that Miranda Cosgrove meme. i'm locked in.
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Wow montauk looked heavenly last weekend 😍