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shannon's avatar

kill the part of you that cringes!!

Sami Saunders's avatar

there are so many moments where i legit laugh out fucking loud — IF YOU'VE LEARNED HOW TO READ HAHAHA

"shut the hell up, you guys are weird as shit too, and we’re all being f’d over by the boomers (and ignored by Gen X) too much we don’t have time to be fighting over dumb shit because you find us embarrassing — read what I said above (if you’ve learned how to read)!!!"

all these mocktails will not prepare you for lbi wedding weekend. woof. scared for us!!!!

Alexandra Roman's avatar

the end of this substack always gives: "i never got to have a xanga" (or tumblr i guess if you're a child)

Also, hate to be this girl but you're def a publicist not a reader. I'd say Publicist sun, katiegh moon, reader rising.