OUT:
having to do tasks that I have personally decided are “tasks that only a man should do” (an on-going, non-exhaustive list, including but not limited to: taking out the trash/recycling and bringing the bins back up the driveway; breaking down/flattening boxes; turning on and off the house alarm; burying a deceased animal in your yard; etc.)
RIP baby bird, you were clearly a little dumb, but you got your own B List post, so consider that a win — fly high little guy.
See the rest of you on Friday for our regularly scheduled programming!
Xx,
B
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